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[PREMIERE] Beach Party “Ripper”
WORDS: ALICE BARLOW PHOTOS: RACHELYN REMZ The dudes in Beach Party are literally some of the best, and best looking, dudes I have ever met in my life. The first time I met the bros, James, Rob, Adam and Nico, I literally only remember 40% of an entire weekend. I remember being at a house...
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[PEN PAL] Dear Harry Styles, Let’s Make Unisex Love
Heeeyyyyy Booooooo, It’s me! Your future baby mama! I know, I know, you don’t know who I am yet. But don’t be afraid my little love nugget. We have forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever to learn every little thing about eachother. For now, let’s just...
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[BUY SHIT] Rapper Wife Chic: So Sophisticated
I have decided that I’m going to marry Rick Ross. I totes know what your shallow ass is thinking, but it’s not coz of his money. Or his good looks (obvs). It’s just his Rick Ross-ness that is so fucking hot. He has this je-ne-sais-quoi that I can’t quite put my finger on (Ed Note: je...
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[BUY SHIT] Slutty Olympian Style
(Ed Note: Alice wrote this last night, on the last day of the Olympics, because she’s not, how do you say, a planner). Is it weird that I kind of want to fuck a bunch of the Olympian dudes? Yes? No? I mean have you seen Tom Daley? I kind of want to lick his...
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[MONDAY MIX] Boi Bandz 4 Eva
So listen. I could talk for hours about how boy bands are coming back and how it makes me happier than a tiny little effeminate white dude that just got released from prison. I could wax poetic on how everything about them is magical: the matching leather jackets, the ground-breaking hair styles, the synchronized running-man...
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[BUY SHIT] I Hate You Summer
You know what? I hate summer. I hate it. Go ahead and judge me all you want, I don’t give a shit. Have you ever been to New York in the summer? It’s 95 fucking degrees with a million percent humidity and the entire city smells like sweaty balls and feet. Summer sucks. I also...
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[BABY STEPS] How To Be Cool (By Dressing Seapunk)
Is it just me or does every chick below the age of 30 kind of dress exactly the same these days? Have I just been spending too much time in Brooklyn? If I see one more bitch wearing cut-off denim shorts, a ripped Thin Lizzy tee, fake Isabel Marant Dicker boots and a Proenza Schoulder...
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[BEST NIGHT EVER] The Rapture + Tanlines + Tattoos
All photos by Mike Bogart I was recently in LA for about two months, during which time Rachel and I both slept on Yasi’s couch. One couch. The entire time. It was like summer camp, but with WAY more shoes. So as you can probably imagine, we spent A LOT of time together during those...
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[GIRL ON GIRL] Alice Interviews MPEACH and Crystal Moselle
Photo By Mike Bogart It always makes me super stoked when my homies create something rad. So I was extra mega stoked when two of my boos, Mariana Martin Capriles aka MPEACH and Crystal Moselle, teamed up and shipped out to Venezuela to collaborate on a video for Mariana’s new summer-time jam “Venamo”. Caracas native Mariana,...
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[BUY SHIT] You Too Can Be a Princess of the Bowery
Last week I was at this stupid fancy ass fashion party thing at the Bryant Park Hotel, and some PR dude said to me “Oh my, aren’t you the Princess of the Bowery” (outfit included a white lace skirt, a Raiders jacket and Vision Streetwear high-tops. Oh, and an Iced Out Bart pendant). Not gonna...
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[BABY STEPS] Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
Fine. I’ll admit it Yasi. I’m a little weirdly obsessed with the impending doom of the Zombie Apocalypse (Ed Note: as evidenced by the fact that you capitalized the event name like it’s a holiday). I don’t know about y’all, but I actually think that zombies are real and they scare the shit out of...
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[BUY SHIT] How To Dress Like A Zombie So They Won’t Eat Your Face
So unless you live in a cave or in Nova Scotia or something (Ed Note: pretttty sure the nice folks of this Canadian Maritime province also have access to internet, Al), you have obvs heard of that crazy cannibal dude in Miami that ate that other dude’s face while high on a mysterious new drug...
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