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[MONDAY MUSINGS] Ian MacKaye On The Internet

[MONDAY MUSINGS] Ian MacKaye On The Internet

Monday Musings – Something someone said. From Huck Magazine’s interview with Ian MacKaye, August 2015. Read the whole interview HERE.   About Yasi Saleklikes parentheses.Mail | Twitter | More Posts
[FOMO-GRAPHS] A Trip To IKEA With Antwon

[FOMO-GRAPHS] A Trip To IKEA With Antwon

For literally no reason, here are some photos of Antwon at IKEA:   And in case you were wondering, he bought a waste basket, a hamper, and a vanilla-scented candle. About Yasi Saleklikes parentheses.Mail | Twitter | More Posts
[GIRL ON GIRL] Petra Collins Day at Dazed & Confused

[GIRL ON GIRL] Petra Collins Day at Dazed & Confused

We at Cultist are taking the day off to observe Petra Collins Day over at Dazed & Confused. Just kidding, being a blogger has shit employee benefits, so we’re taking our laptop with us to the Korean Spa and working in robes and face masks and weirding out all the sweet older ladies getting foot...
[TRUE STORY] I Did Karaoke With Legendary Music Critic Rob Sheffield And Lived To Tell The Tale

[TRUE STORY] I Did Karaoke With Legendary Music Critic Rob Sheffield And Lived To Tell The Tale

  Doing karaoke with legendary rock journalist and author Rob Sheffield is really intimidating. Not only because I respect him as a writer and a professional but more so because he’s really good at it. He really, really loves karaoke, so much in fact that the man wrote a book about it.  That is what...
[LISTS] Things I Bought At The Grocery Store That Were Not Cat Litter When I Went To Buy Cat Litter But Forgot Cat Litter

[LISTS] Things I Bought At The Grocery Store That Were Not Cat Litter When I Went To Buy Cat Litter But Forgot Cat Litter

This morning I drove to the grocery store with the express purpose of buying cat litter then became enchanted by the magical labyrinth that is the grocery store and bought several things that were  not cat litter and forthwith left without cat litter. Here is a list of those things: 1. Salt and Vinegar Kettle...
[WERK] Cultist Needs Interns!

[WERK] Cultist Needs Interns!

Want a life-changing internship? Guess what. We’ve got some! Just kind of bored and want something to do to get your parents off your back while you live at home and smoke pot in their basement? We’ve got that kind too! We currently need both Editorial and Marketing & Social Media interns at Cultist. The...
[WELL PLAYED] An Ode To SkeleTOES

[WELL PLAYED] An Ode To SkeleTOES

Our pal Brendan Donnelly is a modern-day genius. About Yasi Saleklikes parentheses.Mail | Twitter | More Posts
[SURVEY SAYS] How Great Is The Great Female Survey?

[SURVEY SAYS] How Great Is The Great Female Survey?

Even though we know that it’s 2012 and we’re way past this whole battle of the sexes thing, we also know that it’s 2012 and we’re all kind of basically still in the sand box. Askmen.com, a Cultist go-to for comprehending the madness of maleness, and a place where we also occasionally check our hormones...
[ETC] Admit You're Gay, It's Harvey Milk Day!

[ETC] Admit You’re Gay, It’s Harvey Milk Day!

  Today is Harvey Milk Day. As I am going to pretend all of you already know, Harvey Milk was a famous gay advocate, civil rights leader, and the first openly gay elected official in the United States. In his emotionally dismantling speech, “You Cannot Live On Hope Alone,” Milk urged all gay, questioning, bisexual...
[TRUE STORY] My Best Friend's Wedding (No Julia Roberts)

[TRUE STORY] My Best Friend’s Wedding (No Julia Roberts)

So my best friend is getting married, and I am beyond ecstatic for her. She and I used to joke (in grave seriousness) that we’d be alone forever. We fancied ourselves unwifeable, unmanageable, and unable to be domesticated. After ten years of friendship and an unquantifiable amount of vodka, Thai food, tears, couching, complaining, and...
[ASK SOME GUY] Blockhead

[ASK SOME GUY] Blockhead

Welcome to Ask Some Guy, our new semi-regular feature in which we take your hard-hitting questions for men, and ask awesome dudes who are mostly unqualified to give advice in any capacity. Our first Guy is music producer and NYC native Blockhead (he has a real name and it’s Tony Simon but if a grown...
[RAMBLINGS] February Letter From The Editor (Febru-etter?)

[RAMBLINGS] February Letter From The Editor (Febru-etter?)

Hey seven readers of Cultist! Can you believe it’s already February? Can you believe we say that at the beginning of every month and have for many years now? Do you know that we do this because we’re old? Do you remember being shocked at the arrival of any day when you were nine? No....